Whores.

Hey, Gaby - how does this ad thing work? When we sign up to let them put ads on here, what if we get a bunch of ads for what's-her-name's new book? Wait, let me go Google "blonde fucktard" real quick -- Ann Coulter! What if we get a bunch of ads for her new book? Do we get veto rights? I want to run ads for stuff like shirtless photos of Sulu and knitting books. Surely you will want to run ads for High-Life and shirtless photos of Dave Chappelle. How do we make this happen?

Also, we should have some way to adopt babies from third world nations, since you correctly pointed out that third world babies are the new Louis Vuitton, and we should quickly jump on the trend.

Thanks for your prompt attention to this matter.

-- Diana